Friday, March 4, 2011

NEGOTIATION PRACTICE: EK CHOTISI DEVIL STORY

BEFORE GOING TO BED..AND BEFORE SAYING SWEET DREAMS ......

I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU ...GUYS..

if you are not an Indian then please pardon me for my mistake..which I'm going to do....using of my mother tongue...LOVABLE HINDI

i think most of the people had experience with such people...its just happen with the new comers in the work fields....

1ST DAY ...BUNGEE JUMPING

WE: HELLOoooooooooo SIR

SENIOR: HELLO MR AMAN...HOW ARE YOU...

WE: FINE SIR..AND SIR YOU..

SENIOR: FINE MAN..

THIS IS A SHORT AND FLASH CUT ENTRANCE...AFTER INTERVAL..

.AS WE ARE NEW TO THE COMPANY OR GROUP..WE WANT TO SHOW OUR PUNCTUALITY AND RESPONSIBILITY AT THE BEGINNING.....

WE: YES SIR..WHAT SHOULD I DO???
I WANT TO FINISH THE WORK RIGHT NOW...!!!!!

REPLAY:AREEEEEEEE.........TENSION KYUN BHAI.....AARAAAM SEE....AARAMM SEE...........DON'T WORRY MAIN HOON NA....YEAH BOLTE HIIN HUME MUMI PAAPA KI YAAD AAJATI HAI...

WE: YES SIR...BUT JALDI KHAATAM KARNA HAI....

REPLAY: AREEE KOI ISSE SAMJHAO...SAB KAAM AISE HIIN CHALTE HAIN....AUR KHATAM V HO JATE HAIN...

MR AMAN TAKE REST TODAY......AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ...I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO...OK...

WE:OKK SIR....

FIRST DAY SEEN OVER....YAAR AISE COMPANY NAHI MILEGA....KYA MAST HAI...REALLLY TREMENDOUS WORK EXPERIENCE....SUPERB WORK ENVIRON MENT...


2nd DAY WITH DREAMING......

NEXT DAY ALSO Going LIKE..THIS ONLY...NOTHING SPECIAL...its k yaar...:)


3rd DAY....STARTING...

AREeE AMAN....TU KAHAN PEE HAI YAAR....YOU ALWAYS LATE MAN...RESPOND QUICKLY...WE NEED TO FINISH IT URGENTLY....FINISH IT BEFORE DINNER...

WE:SIR IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO COMPLETE WITHIN 1 DAY....
REPLAY: COME WITH TEA AND SNAKE NA...YOU HAVE A WHOLE NIGHT IN YOUR HAND.....

THEN YOUR LIFE “A NIGHT @ CALL CENTER" STARTS.........



JUST TRYING TO DUBBING ONE MORE SONG...FROm AAJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..STARER RANVIR KAPOOR AND KATRINA KAIF.....

I CAN'T SEE THE LOVE ANYMORE..
NOT ABLE TO SEE THE FRIENDS ANYMORE...

CAN'T RECOGNIZE FAMILY ANYMORE....
WHEN WE GOT A JOB IN MORE..........
(JAB JOB HOTA HAI...:)


NOW YOUR PERCEPTION TOWARDS THE COMPANY KEEP'S ON CHANGING...HAAN YAAR.....THIS IS A DEVILS WORK SHOP......AISE HOGA SOCHA NAH THA....NEVER EVER DREAM ABOUT THIS WORK'S DUDE.....:(


SO, FINALLY MY DEAR FRIEND AND DELEGATES,I WANT REMINDS YOU THAT PRACTICE TO USING THE TERMINOLOGY "NO".....BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE A DIPLOMATIC SKILL ALSO IN YOUR HAND...BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL MATTER NOR ALMA MATTERS....BE FRANK TO THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU...CLEAR THAT AT THE BEGINNING ONLY...WHAT YOU WANT...BUT IN  NICELY WAY... DON'T...SHOW OFF....THAT UR ONLY THE SINCERE MAN IN THE LAB..


and don't show your angry over the work....you will be the looser ...be patient......breath easy....INSPIRE YOURSELF....and start early and finished it off...don't give the chance/opportunity to talk about it(generally about your simple simple...faults(CHOTASA GALTI YAAR))

some people are very smart enough to find out fault's from your  achievement's also...so never never ...do the illogical practice's on the job to give a lope hole.... be careful..

try to prove yourself on the basis of  quantitative aspects and milestones..it can't be proved wrong...achieve your target asap..........

ZYADA HO GAYA YAAR...DO STOP HERE....so guys we  do stop here....it was a real picture of the corporates...hmmm..so always be self prepared and do have back up yourself with evidence....if someone ask you to do something then please ask for a formal written mail/paper.....don't forget it....

if they don't want to give also...ask them in a politely manner to forward a mail regarding the instruction... ....ok .....




LAST BUT NOT LEAST ...MARKETING GUYS NEVER LET IT GO on the way....STICK TO the point...and hit like the red bull to the target.....prove yourself...no one can prove it for you....if you are not then no one else..........

IT WILL SURELY HELP YOU MOREOVER IN NEGOTIATION PRACTICE...take care


BYE BYE...SEE YOU AGAIN....